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Satire: Kim Kardashian to the Rescue

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In this week’s news, Kim Kardashian decides to take on another career venture. No, it’s not new KKW beauty products, it’s becoming a lawyer.

In 2018, the Kardashian helped 63-year-old Cyntonia Brown, who was sentenced mandatory life plus 23 years after being wrongly convicted. One simple tweet pushed Kardashian to go further into the case. She connected with President Trump’s son-in-law and senior advisor, Jared Kushner, who works heavily with prison reform and sentencing. After meeting with both Trump and Kushner, she was able to convince them to grant Brown clemency.

After her win, Kim decided that she would like to attend law school, but not the traditional way. Kardashian stated that she would like to be an apprentice at a law firm in San Francisco.

“Well, I’ve gone through 15 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy and I feel as if I am skilled in general surgery, plastics, ortho, obstetrics AND cardio. Maybe I should put in an application at Bolivar Medical and add that to my job history. It’s only right!”

Many people felt that the Kardashian is only able to do these things because of her socioeconomic status.

But who knows, maybe she’ll defend Trump in court one day.

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