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The Dating Profile of Your Favorite Frat Boy

Samantha Kirkhart, Staff Writer • April 30, 2024
Samantha Kirkhart
The perfect Tinder profile.

Name: Chaney “Cheddar” Winston

Age: 20

Education: Business Major. Junior. Frat – Tau Iota Tau

Bio:

Woman lover for sure. President of my frat #TIT4Life. I really love Taylor Swift and gambling. My dad pays for everything, so I won’t make you split dinner… if you’re hot enough to show off in public. I love hunting and pool. Just an extremely humble guy looking for my girl.

Three words to describe yourself: narcissistic, fit, proud.

Ideal date: Uh I think my dream date would be just a chill relaxed evening where we sit on my couch, probably popping open a beer, and I play video games while simultaneously making you watch me go through my entire camera roll.

Perfect woman: easy

Body count: changes every day… as of right now probably more than like 19. I’m trying to keep it down recently, but I also keep the number updated on my intramural’s jersey.

What Are You looking For?:

I’m looking for a woman to be there for me anytime I need her. Really, I do not want to like her at all, so I don’t feel bad being with other people, but I want her to be obsessed with me. Also, I never want a real relationship or to get married. I want to kind of absolutely hate the woman I’m with, but at the same time be obsessed with her and send her pictures of my weenie dog that she loves so much. I also want to get to know everything about her and make her think we are soulmates, then tell her that I am in love with a girl that I met a week ago. Finally, whenever she is done with me, I want to become best friends with her and then beg for her to come over every night, because I love the chase. But once it becomes too difficult, I want to start this whole process over with another girl.

Deal Maker / Breaker:

My favorite quote: “It’s kind of like a strip club. The rule is look but don’t touch. That’s why men will keep going back because of the thrill of it; it wouldn’t be as fun if it was a guarantee. It’s why I gamble. I wouldn’t go if I lost money every time. But the thrill of winning is what keeps me going back.” (PS I came up with this while giving boy advice to a friend. Don’t be too easy ladies ;)).

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About the Contributor
Samantha Kirkhart
Samantha Kirkhart, Staff Writer
Samantha Kirkhart (she/her) is a February Aquarius and a native of South Carolina majoring in English education at Delta State. Samantha is also a lady of the Kappa Epsilon chapter Phi Mu. She is an animal lover and has become a Mississippi lover. She attributes her fun and relaxed experience at Delta State to the culture on campus. “Fun” would be Samantha’s nickname because she prioritizes having a fun time and being personable. She is compassionate about others' experiences and loves the company of all, but “judges,” with a smile of course, those that eat mint chocolate ice cream. Samantha is a part of a group of people who believe that mint chocolate is the equivalent to toothpaste. She is a cookies and cream kind of girl. Lastly, she believes in smart adventures like shopping for clothes and clearing the clearance racks first.